Friday, October 10, 2008

I'm Feeling Good!!

I received this email this morning from a friend and "belly laughed" until I almost wet my pants!! I think this may be the answer that I have been searching for!! "No more guilt" Thank you Jackie (and Dr. Phil) you are my hero. I am currently going to have to do some shopping, and then follow Dr. Phil's advice and I will let you know how it goes. I soon will have my inner peace.

I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed, 'The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished.'So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Crown Whisky, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a package of Oreos, the remainder of an old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, a bag Doritos, and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now.Pass this on to those whom you think might be in need of inner peace.

2 comments:

Marc said...

This is hilarious!

Brittany said...

hehehehe- I love it!!
I'm really on top of my game since I really like to eat my weight in food! ha