Road Rage

I actually got “Road Raged” at today!! Now, I have to admit this is not the first time this has happen to me, I’m not known for my driving skills and I tend to irritate other drivers on the road, who apparently think they should be in the Nascar. But, this happened going out of our neighborhood and I didn’t gun the car when the light turned green. I got the laying on the horn irritation honk!! No, I did not get the nice two short honks that says “Hey the light has turned green”, I got the full on HONK that says “Move your fanny out of my way”. Apparently the two seconds that I hesitated at the light was making him dreadfully late. Then he followed it up by what I like to call “the speed by irritation glance”. It was wonderful and it gave me such a warm fuzzy feeling that I could feel my middle finger screaming at me “Just do it”!!!! I did refrain, but to my surprise and delight we pulled up next to him three lights down the road so instead of flipping him off and making myself look stupid, I made my kids stick their tongues out at him all during the red light. (I got Him)!!! hee hee hee haa haa haa (evil laugh)

So here is my advice for the week, if you are going to road rage have some common sense, make it actually worth the rage, a two second light, not worth it. It really has to be running you off the road type violation to warrant real rage and don’t make the mistake of raging on someone who lives in your neighborhood. This guy made three mistakes, two second light rage, someone in the neighborhood and I went to school with this guy!!! I have to say, he was an a— in school and apparently still is!!